The new GoLow 15.7Mk8 is a wearable ‘bra for your head’, the company’s chief executive orificer said on FaceTwit today. ‘When your brain has finally melted into oblivion and your front portals (known to humanoids as eyes) are sagging lower than granny’s chest, this device will allow social media armies to continue invading your personal space and controlling your day-to-day functioning.’
Find out more about this (unfortunately real) device by visiting FaceWare’s website.

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